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Hey there, fellow exotic pet enthusiast! Whether you’re here to ask why your bearded dragon is giving you the cold shoulder (literally—is his heat lamp broken?), share a photo of your hedgehog in a tiny cowboy hat, or just vent about the time your parrot learned to mimic your ex’s voice… we’re here for it.

How to Reach Us (Without Triggering a Pet Meltdown)

1. Email: For the Deep Questions (and the Silly Ones)

📧 exoticpetwonderlandsite@gmail.com

  • We reply faster than a hungry axolotl snatches a worm.
  • What to include:
  • Your pet’s name (and nickname, if applicable—we respect “Sir Poops-a-Lot”).
  • Photos! We live for pics of your scaly, feathery, or spiky sidekicks.
  • Whether you need urgent help (“Help, my gecko’s toe fell off!”) or just want to chat (“Is it weird that my snake watches TV?” Spoiler: No. Ours do too.).

2. Social Media: Join the Chaos

🐍 Follow us for pet memes, behind-the-scenes bloopers, and live Q&As where Dr. Lena’s one-eyed gecko, Cyclops, sometimes photobombs.

Tag us in your pet’s adventures! We’ll feature our favorites and send you a virtual high-five (or a consoling glass of wine, depending on the chaos level).

3. Forum: Meet Your People

💬 Join our Exotic Pet Wonderland Forum

  • Why? Because only here will you find threads like:
  • “My ferret stole my keys AND my dignity.”
  • “Help! My tortoise thinks my shoe is his girlfriend.”
  • “Celebrity Lookalike: Post a pic of your pet, and we’ll guess their famous twin.”

When to Reach Out

  • 🐾 Emergency? We’re not vets, but we’ll drop everything to help you find one. Use the subject line “URGENT: [Your Pet’s Species]” and we’ll respond ASAP.
  • 📚 Want us to cover a topic? Begging for a guide on “How to Travel with a Tarantula Without Terrifying Your Uber Driver”? Email us!
  • 🤝 Partnerships & Collabs: If you sell ethically sourced hornworm snacks or make tiny pet sweaters, we’d love to chat. (Frank the iguana demands a 15% royalty fee in kale.)

Why We Don’t Have a Phone Number

Let’s be real:

  1. Mia’s hedgehog, Waffles, would probably answer and demand mealworms.
  2. Dr. Lena is usually elbow-deep in reptile checkups.
  3. Carlos’ parrot, Mango, would just scream “YOLO!” into the voicemail.

Email or socials are safer. We promise.

Meet the Humans Behind the Screen

We’re not AI. We’re not corporate suits. We’re just Sam, Mia, Carlos, and Dr. Lena—a team of slightly frazzled, always-caffeinated pet nerds who’ve turned our obsession into your lifeline.

  • Sam (Founder): Currently battling Frank the iguana for couch space.
  • Mia (Nutritionist): Baking cricket-based cookies for Waffles.
  • Carlos (Travel Guru): Teaching Mango the parrot to say “I’m a good boy.”
  • Dr. Lena (Vet Contributor): Snuggling Cyclops the one-eyed gecko.